can you help me to undress?

2004-02-15T09:32:00.000+08:00

doesn't anyone come here anymore? :( what abt starting all over again

2003-12-20T14:12:00.000+08:00

let me post after all this while! haha IF anyone happens to read this, well, merry christmas! and a smooth-sailing 2004 ahead. hopefully more stuff will be posted next year? note: HOPEFULLY.

2003-08-19T20:00:00.000+08:00

haha well this is 10/03 after all right
i guess they can't be bothered

anyway here's the busload of quotes accumulated in my econs tutorial book (which is not as big as a bus though):

talking to you is like squeezing blood out of stones! except that i'm squeezing out my own blood.

junsong, why are you always looking down? are you writing something on your thighs? don't have to save paper, you know.

passing round the ill-fated touch rugby sign up sheet:
if you pass things around one more time, i will skin you! just try me! and i don't even care if you take photographs of me!

you talked to me while i'm counting and now i have to count again! your eq is SO LOW!

junsong didn't write drq on college pad. response:
no paper? tear off your shirt and bite your finger!

while talking about goats' milk:
do you notice that indians are usually very round? they look like flamingos, round with skinny legs.

what is a run on the bank? the bank ran away!

it's very exciting working in a bank! wait till you get a heart attack!

2003-08-18T22:43:00.000+08:00

why has it become a tagboard for both of us? post sth ppl!

2003-08-17T20:57:00.000+08:00

haha ok i just removed the "posted by who" at the end of the post cos i'm feeling alittle paranoid .. (ya i know abit slow .. like if she found out it would've been ages ago anyway)

i don't love zaza anymore! *fumes*

2003-08-14T21:56:00.000+08:00

ya i think she won't give it to zw no matter how hard he tries. knowing her...aiya don't u just feel it's impossible? and like it's so obvious tt the words came out of ur hand lor. she'll know it's ur organiser and i think she'll expect u to go personally. haiz..sorry leh..shdn't have passed it to zw..=(

2003-08-11T23:11:00.000+08:00

wahlao i could so totally beat zhengwei up >(
yah anyway i put a comments thingy
incase other funny ppl (e.g. sengwei) wanna say some funny shit

2003-08-11T21:10:00.000+08:00

well ur organiser shd be eaten and digested by now. it's abt time. one weekend leh. ur organiser could be lunner ya know. no breakfast and lunch..munching on an aftn snack while reading newspapers. mmmm...yum.
it's the only thing i can think of what she could have done to ur organiser.

of course, alternatively she could have been kind and kept it intact.

0-_-lll

2003-08-10T19:22:00.000+08:00

somehow, just SOMEHOW i feel that i'll never be getting my organiser back!

2003-08-06T23:03:00.000+08:00

this deserves a super -____________-
actually im more pissed wif kaiyong >(
and if it's gone i will so totally niao back the $10 i spent on it FROM HIM. maybe even DOUBLE. haha. oops. i must stop talking like monky korkor.

here are more jokes anyway (from what i remember)

today's outfit: a purposeful blue dress dotted with cheerful green flowers.
monday's outfit: a dress which looks like a piece of salmon covered in rotten blue pickles.

we must learn things like a sponge! suck and hold!

the burmese ruling party has been quite naughty! always bullying that old lady! do you know who that old lady is?

to junsong: aren't you hot? you're all buttoned up! do you have a built in air-con inside your shirt?

to zhengwei: so zhengwei is a girl! hello sister zheng!

when i start talking nonsense means im sleepy.

2003-08-06T20:34:00.000+08:00

whew! close shave. hope zhengwei puts in a very very very good word for all of us...if not ur organiser will be gone. walao why so suay de...tj tutors are forever so sharp. and we're always getting into trouble rite ade? =(

2003-08-05T23:19:00.000+08:00

to cuiying: look after your chicks, otherwise barbecue them!

RJC is aaler-JC but TJC is THE jc (so we will beat rjc)

i had to twist mr dumortier *urgh*

our chickens are injected *urgh*

can you help me to undress? (the skirting)

the class gives mrs lee a typical blank stare after she asks a question.

mrs lee: i wish i'd never met you!

are you trying to save your vocal chords? are you singers? you don't look like singers to me!

q: how do you tame the shrew?

a: tax!

to latecomer kaiyong: you should be thrown out of a 20 storey building so that you'll be completely smashed!

would you feel safe walking out of the house without money? oh you would ah.

in an effort to encourage us to be more mrsleeish:

if i were you ... ... if i were interested, i would read up.

interest rates are so low nowadays! might as well hoard money at home. you should bury it in the garden to keep it safe from fire and bandits! oh, hdb got no garden ah? bury it in your flowerpot then.

nothing is interesting to you! you are all such homely people. only sleeping is interesting to you.

the interest rates are so low they could make you cry!

2003-08-04T23:33:00.000+08:00

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